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    Celestial Nights

    Keahi
    Keahi
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    Number of posts : 173
    Age : 38
    Jobs : RDM/BLM/WHM/BRD/BLU

    Celestial Nights Empty Celestial Nights

    Post  Keahi Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:09 pm

    In honor of Celestial Nights going on right now, I decided to pull up the save I had of all our haikus from that one year's Celestial Nights event. Here they are for shits and giggles.

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    Themes: Adventure, Friendship, City, Synthesis, Harvest, Dungeon, Battle, Chocobo, Conflict, Quest, Mission, Assault, Besieged

    Example:
    - Adventure
    Seeking for party
    Alright! I got an invite!
    Their reply: mistell

    ___________________________________________________
    Saehel

    Adventure
    Going to the Dunes
    Full of challenges for all ...
    And tasty Bat Wings!

    Synthesis
    I grew all these grapes
    in my own ceramic pots.
    ...They just exploded.

    Quest (Specifically Welcome to Bastok from Powhatan):
    I don't know why you
    gave me this job when I was
    drunk, but I did it.

    City
    I just love Bastok!
    I know it so well that I --
    Hang on, I got lost.

    Dungeon
    Wait, where are we now?
    Who gives the map for this one?
    Um, guys? Where'd you go??

    Battle
    Oh my god, it's HUGE!
    Let's get it! We can take 'im!
    Dibs on the Ram Horn!

    Synthesis
    Cross your fingers, dude!
    Water crystal, Beeswax, sword.
    All right! Bee Spatha!

    Conflict
    C'mon, crab, hit *me!*
    Mr Humai's really hurt!
    Wish I could provoke!

    Adventure
    Running through Jugner,
    suddenly a tiger pops.
    Right on top of me.

    Quest
    Oooh, look! Shiny thing!
    I grab it from the water
    but it slips away.

    Harvest (If it's watermelons again... /sigh)
    Ooh, they're so pretty!
    Plants shining purple and pink,
    wonder what we got!

    Adventure
    New paths open up -
    what challenges could await?
    MALBOROS! Quick, run!!

    Battle
    Tenacious fighter
    grits her teeth through the pain
    and raises her sword.

    Battle
    Fighting Mist Lizards -
    Watch out for chains and Plaguebreath!
    I need Poisona! ;_;

    From Minifatora on Synthesis.
    Time to make new clothes!
    I didn't know I knew that!
    Ah well, a {{cape}} works.

    Harvest
    My plants are all dead.
    I forgot to check on them.
    Mr. Kupo's mad.

    Chocobo
    Went to see RainSage.
    I wanted to get a pic.
    She was NOT HAPPY.
    (Seriously, I cannot get a good picture of her. She was really huffy.)

    City
    The moogles are here~
    Flapping and floating around
    I want furniture!

    Battle
    Darn these walking trees
    Who said they could walk around
    and put us ... to ... zzzzzzzzzzzzz .....

    Quest
    I need to get some
    water into this flask, huh?
    Whatever you say.

    Friendship
    Remember that time
    in the mines when Shisno got
    chased by eighty hares?

    Adventure:
    Wonder where this goes!
    Pull this lever, up we go.
    I.T. chains - we're screwed.

    Harvest
    Let's go dig for ore!
    Mine gravel? Broken pickaxe?
    Wow, that kinda sucked.

    Harvest
    Let's see what we got!
    Mr Kupo, what is this?
    I grew ... a blue rock???

    Conflict
    Hang on, little Theif,
    where did you go? Your health's low
    and I can't cast yet!

    Event
    Only one hour
    to get another moogle
    Don't think we'll make it

    Conflict
    I really don't think
    you should engage that monster
    without healing.

    Adventure
    Pulling big, fat, bat!
    Yes, we can do anything!
    (and it will taste good!)

    Battle
    Here comes Garridan
    with a tough little Snipper
    nipping his heels!

    Battle
    Boost, boost, Redtail!
    You should punch right through it's shell!
    Uh ... that's kinda gross. ><

    Friendship
    Come up here, you guys!
    I want you to meet my mom.
    I think she'll like you! ^^

    I really ought to
    be in bed. I have to work
    in seven hours.

    Friendship
    Seabasstian is
    a nice little Taru mage
    who logs out quickly!

    If we get this thing
    we won't have to do that death
    run to Windy ... heh.

    Conflict
    I pity you guys
    if you actually read all
    the haikus I wrote.

    Assault (at this point I think it is...)
    At least I am not
    spamming the same one over
    and over again!

    Harvest
    whenever I want
    giant stingers, they never
    want to drop. slash sigh.

    Quest!
    You know what, if we
    don't get this event, I will
    never live it down...

    Friendship
    I know a moogle.
    He actually lives with me.
    But he can't warp me.

    Quest
    Getting a sub-job
    is easier said than done.
    I really hate ghouls.

    Friendship
    Is it hot in here
    or is it just Coravin?
    I should buy her pants.

    Friendship
    Miss Aenini is
    our healer! She looks after
    us while we battle!

    Friendship; yes, again
    Mr Humaisna
    lives in San d'Oria and
    loves Mr Haeru.

    Friendship
    Little Meimyu
    is quite the rascally one.
    Itching powder ... pfft.

    Friendship
    He is a goldsmith!
    Mr. Giantaru is
    Galka-shape-taru.

    Friendship/Chocobo
    Help! Miss Keahi!
    That chocobo ran me down!
    Thanks for curing me!

    So help me god, I'll
    never write another one
    ... but it's so much FUN!
    ___________________________________________________

    Previan

    Quest
    Quests make me money
    working in the mines does too
    Saves me from dying
    ___________________________________________________

    Garridan

    Battle
    Death has many forms.
    Unflinching and vigilant
    It gives no pardon.

    Adventure
    Restless feet march on!
    Secrets require light to be shed,
    let us be that ray.

    Friendship
    Cutter knows Skywise.
    Bonds strengthened through shared hardship.
    May our souls be one.

    City
    Roaming the Grandois,
    or trekking through the hamlet,
    the city provides.

    Synthesis
    The master is harsh.
    but through his critical eyes,
    our best is brought forth.

    Harvest
    To this earth we're bound,
    we take what Gaea provides,
    and give thanks daily.

    Dungeon
    Teeming with secrets,
    the unwary lose themselves.
    never to return.

    Chocobo
    Our friends of feather,
    with haste carry us forward.
    Our ride frees us both.

    Conflict
    The mage hit the leech.
    Again, the party scatters.
    Many die, none forgive.

    Quests
    The lady needs copper.
    The task is meek but it pays,
    so let's deliver.

    Missions
    We are the soldiers.
    We take our missions with pride,
    for it serves many.

    Assault
    Relentlessly forced,
    The enemy will falter.
    This day will be ours!

    Besieged
    With stock to last months,
    we shall plan and strategize.
    May these old walls hold...
    ___________________________________________________

    Coravin

    Battle
    Punch after punch thrown
    Double fists of a monk own
    Creatures want to zone!

    Battle
    We are in trouble!
    The Mithra monk is asleep
    and cannot attack.
    ___________________________________________________

    Humaisna

    Friendship
    Having companions
    Face this battleground of life
    Shoulder to shoulder.

    Adventure
    The world is so vast
    Teeming with unseen wonders
    I can't stop seeking

    Chocobo
    Wanted a black bird
    But when you hatched, yellow one
    You were beautiful.

    Battle
    So close to 30
    Killed in Yhoator again
    Stop training gobs, jerk!

    Battle (ode to bad thieves)
    I'm the tank, so why
    Trick attack on the Drk and
    Blame me when he dies?
    ___________________________________________________

    Keahi

    Friendship
    Drinking with good friends
    Eat the cookie, Pooterhat
    I love this table

    Adventure
    Adventure... longing
    calls from deep within my soul!
    Damn, KO'ed again

    Synthesis
    I don't even know
    what this thing I just made does
    Um... ◄ Do you need it? ►

    Adventure
    Quickly I must get
    from Selbina to Windy.
    Gah! Wrong stupid boat!

    Battle
    Me in your party?
    But you're on the other side
    of the world, moron.

    Battle (Ode to Shatter)
    I know paralyze
    has worn off. I cast the spell,
    you back-seat red mage.

    City
    Spent my gil on scrolls
    and a new sword. So now I
    must whore my bazaar.

    City
    In the time it took
    to shout sixty times you could
    have walked to Holla.

    Quest
    I love event quests!
    So fun to do together!
    C'mon! Let's do this!

    Battle
    I see the newbie
    fleeing a goblin train. Stop!
    Can't cure if you run!
    ___________________________________________________

    Haeruthien

    Friendship (From Haeruthien's moogle, Moot.. that crazy little flying butler ^_^)
    Cleaning the mog house..
    Oh Master Haeru is home!
    Sir, would you like pie?
    ___________________________________________________

    Eri

    Mission
    When ord-aru-ed to
    Fighty-wight that dragon, I
    Peed my pantarus.

    Dungeon
    New white mage just out
    of Windurst, finds ruins filled with
    level 30 cards.
    Sure of her powers
    (ignorant of 'check'), she fights
    and is one-shotted

    Battle, part 1
    Leaving from Windurst,
    Yagudo are surrounding
    Tiny taru twins
    ___________________________________________________

    Ari

    Battle, part 2
    No fear for these two
    "Death to stupid feather-brains!"
    Revenge is so sweet
    ___________________________________________________

    From Other People

    -Chocobo
    Light and fluffy pets
    They bring us to certain spots
    Then leave us to die

    Adventure
    peeks around corner
    sees all are away from site
    paints a haiku fast!

    Race
    All taru can see
    is knees and groin and lacy pants
    on nasty elvaan butts.

    Wandered many Shells.
    seen brave and funny Haiku
    Nice meeting you all

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